Chris Traeger

baconwrappedswanson:

leslieknope2k12:

baconwrappedswanson:

“Hello! My name is Ron Swanson. In general I try never to speak with people, but I have been drinking this Snake Juice thing and it’s damn good. You should buy it.”

(For Leslie)

Easy for you to say, you weren’t deathly hungover the next morning, Ron.

Leslie, hangovers are your body’s way of telling you that you do not have enough protein in your diet.

Actually, Ron, hangovers are your body’s way of telling you that you don’t have enough water in your system. Alcohol is a diuretic.

(Source: astoldbytanner)