Chris Traeger

Tumblr is LITERALLY the most amazing thing ever. I'll have to customize it after I make my daily 15k run.

Leslie Knope: Happy Weekend!

leslieknope2k12:

It’s Saturday, and it’s still snowing, which means snowball fights of epic proportions are due.

Last night we had a campaign planning session after work with the Parks Department, and we agreed the first step to getting my campaign back up from where it currently is (which would be six feet under…

Not everybody hates you! I like you quite a bit, in fact. Even though you lied to me and went behind my back. But I’ve forgiven you.

Do you think it would help if I told people that?

leslieknope2k12: Mistletoe is one of the few plants that we don’t have in Pawnee. We should try and grow some in the community garden! That is a fantastic idea, Leslie! Ben, do we - Oh. Right.

leslieknope2k12:

Mistletoe is one of the few plants that we don’t have in Pawnee. We should try and grow some in the community garden!

That is a fantastic idea, Leslie! Ben, do we - Oh. Right.

(Source: todayswanderings)

baconwrappedswanson: leslieknope2k12: baconwrappedswanson: “Hello! My name is Ron Swanson. In general I try never to speak with people, but I have been drinking this Snake Juice thing and it’s damn good. You should buy it.” (For Leslie) Easy for you to say, you weren’t deathly hungover the next morning, Ron. Leslie, hangovers are your body’s way of telling you that you do not have enough protein in your diet. Actually, Ron, hangovers are your body’s way of telling you that you don’t have enough water in your system. Alcohol is a diuretic.

baconwrappedswanson:

leslieknope2k12:

baconwrappedswanson:

“Hello! My name is Ron Swanson. In general I try never to speak with people, but I have been drinking this Snake Juice thing and it’s damn good. You should buy it.”

(For Leslie)

Easy for you to say, you weren’t deathly hungover the next morning, Ron.

Leslie, hangovers are your body’s way of telling you that you do not have enough protein in your diet.

Actually, Ron, hangovers are your body’s way of telling you that you don’t have enough water in your system. Alcohol is a diuretic.

(Source: astoldbytanner)

baconwrappedswanson: literallyawesome: I’ve noticed a lot of food pictures on my dashboard (Ron Swanson), and I think it is simply fantastic. I believe that the best food is a work of art, and this should be celebrated. So, in the spirit of Ron Swanson, I would like to make my own humble contributions to this virtual feast for the eyes and spirit, starting with one of my favorite meals. You really need to get some more vegetables in your life.

baconwrappedswanson:

literallyawesome:

I’ve noticed a lot of food pictures on my dashboard (Ron Swanson), and I think it is simply fantastic. I believe that the best food is a work of art, and this should be celebrated.

So, in the spirit of Ron Swanson, I would like to make my own humble contributions to this virtual feast for the eyes and spirit, starting with one of my favorite meals.

You really need to get some more vegetables in your life.

There is nothing in the world as beautiful as fresh produce. Just look at those colors!

There is nothing in the world as beautiful as fresh produce. Just look at those colors!

I’ve noticed a lot of food pictures on my dashboard (Ron Swanson), and I think it is simply fantastic. I believe that the best food is a work of art, and this should be celebrated. So, in the spirit of Ron Swanson, I would like to make my own humble contributions to this virtual feast for the eyes and spirit, starting with one of my favorite meals.

I’ve noticed a lot of food pictures on my dashboard (Ron Swanson), and I think it is simply fantastic. I believe that the best food is a work of art, and this should be celebrated.

So, in the spirit of Ron Swanson, I would like to make my own humble contributions to this virtual feast for the eyes and spirit, starting with one of my favorite meals.

Well, this is… new.

benjamin-ben-wyatt:

But maybe it’ll occupy some of this copious down time I have. Not that I’m complaining or anything I- just happen to have a lot of free time now. And this looks like it could be fun. Leslie is excited. Well, Leslie is always excited.

So… hey everyone.

Ben! I am so excited to see you on Tumblr! This is literally the best news I’ve had all day.

Untitled Ironically: I only made this because I’m bored. I also like this because I can spy...

insertaprilhere:

I only made this because I’m bored. I also like this because I can spy on people I don’t like and make fun of them, which is my favorite pastime. I have a Facebook and a Twitter so I can post things like “I’m going to the moon in an hour, brb” to make my mom think that I’m crazy, which is funny….

You know what I love most about you, April? Your sense of humor. You are literally the funniest person I have ever met. Your “I hate everyone” persona is comedic GENIUS!